romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah, via pohtato)

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

- (via brilliantandblonde)

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neighborhoodfreakk:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

(via sluttykrab)

itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

(via pizza)

twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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binkshapiro:

i cnt stop laughing fuck

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teenaqah:

marrying someone ugly so your kids can’t blame your genetics for the way they turn out

(via lubricates)

sextnoise:

following back tons!

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

(via baracknobama)

lumos5000:


vannahmarten:

Can we please have a moment of silence, because Draco is not only sitting at the Gryffindor table, but he is checking Hermione out, and than only stops when Ron sees him.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

"

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

"

- John Mayer (via hefuckin)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via although)

cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

(Source: dogsenthusiast, via nice-wig-janis)

wiggymiggy:

why need protein when im already a pro teen

(via okay)