Theory: Every year Balthazar infiltrates the Academy and forces them to pick someone else over Leonardo Dicaprio because he’s still mad about The Titanic.
that explains it
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
im going to start a facebook fight on a one direction fan page
what have you done
im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving