i stare at boys so much how do they not notice
- (via brilliantandblonde)
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
marrying someone ugly so your kids can’t blame your genetics for the way they turn out
It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
- John Mayer (via hefuckin)
a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in